square-dancin' cephalopods!

Howdy y'all!

Down South, home of muddin', fiddlin', noodlin', and rebellin', they have a grand old time down at the grange, square dancin' on Saturday nights.

But keep an eye on your wives and lock up your daughters, gentlemen, because there's a new dancer in town... this fella's got arms twenty feet long and enough elbows to do-se-do all of your cousins at once!

This big-eared bad boy was found pokin' around a deep-sea drilling rig in the Gulf of Mexico last week, and his name?

From National Geographic